Sjecanja na Tebe...

Trgovina za kupiti muza ..pri ulazu u trgovinu slijedite upute.

A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands.
When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance.

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of
the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item
from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you
CANNOT go back down except to exit the building.

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
The 1st floor sign on the door reads:
Floor 1: These men have jobs.

The 2nd floor sign reads:
Floor 2: These men have Jobs and Love Kids.

The 3rd floor sign reads:
Floor 3: These men have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4: These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and help with Housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads:
Floor 5: These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6: You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor.
This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

Da ne bude neka spolna diskriminacija ...
Preko puta ima trgovina za kupiti suprugu ..

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives store just across the street.

The 1st first floor has wives that love sex.
The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money.
The 3rd,4th, 5th and 6th floors have never been visited.

Što si ti redovna mušterija?

Rikamby fora je samo moraš uzeti vremena da prevedeš sa engleskog
Ja znam za to jer sam to davno dobila od kolege na telefax
Mislim
još su bili u uporabi, telefaxi
a i mlađi smo bili za zezancije ....

Hvala Ivane što si podijelio s nama :)

Prvo tražiš od mene da ga popljujem, a onda ga hvališ! Pametna glavica Patriša!

Ne Ivana, nego Lista Lovora
Ivane, zbilja nisam tebe spomenula
zbilja . ne

:)

Ne se svaditi zbog mene ..

Tomo ..mozes samo jednom da kupis SUPRUGU.

Duhovita usporedba muske i zenske percepcije pri odabiru supruga/ supruge.

Muskarci su puno jednostavniji kad su zelje u pitanju ..

Dok je iz price vidljivo da nije bas tako lako udovoljiti zenskim zahtjevima i zeljama ..

2 kat je ok
3 je savršen
više od toga ne treba. meni bar......

Ako je suprug presavršen gdje ću pronaći razlog da se iskaljujem na njemu ??
Mora imati greški :))))

Kad se osvrnem na zivot ..
Sto sam htio ..
Sto me je snaslo ..
Dobro je sve i proslo ..

Vjerujem da nitko od nije zamislio ono ..........što sada .............mora živjeti

Ma ..svako savrsenstvo je percepcija drugih.
Jedino ona / onaj kad se pogleda u ogledalo zna istinu .

Istinu saznaš kad pogledaš očima duše........

Kao starija generacija ..
Zavrsis skolovanje ..
Ozenis se ..
Postanes roditelj ..

Onda u hodu izgradjujes sebe ..
Uz sve obaveze prema obitelji ..

Danasnja generacija ..
I generacije zadnjih 15 godina ..

Zavrse skolovanje ..
Izgradjuju svoju osobnost ..
Traze posao koji ih stimulira i potice ..
da budu ambiciozni ..
Putuju ..
Vise partnera ..
Dok ne nadju sebi slicnu / slicnog ..
Zive u vanbracnoj zajednici ..
Postanu roditelji kad su presli tridesetu ..
Pa tek onda se odluce za brak ..

Vremena se mijenjaju........

he he ivane, da je u naše doba postojalo ovo, bojim se da bi opet pogrešno izabrali? danas je to druga priča, jer smo i mi druga priča. dobro si uočio razliku između nas tada i ovih danas!